About
Sales & Marketing & Music & Comedy are my greatest passions! I am currently a driven student in Commerce Industry Sales & Marketing at Red River College Polytech.
I am always curious to understand what makes people have desire to obtain commitment and make a purchase, outside of solving their problem.
My greatest strength is my copy writing. I love reading Dan Kennedy, J. Peterman catalogues, Amy Porterfield, Jenna Kutcher, Tony Robbins, Nepoleon Hill and Russell Brunson. A few pieces of my sales-copy-writing that are meant for cleaning services are as follows:
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The Coffee Mug 12‑Ounce
The Early Morning Sleuth
Whether you’re in search for the meaning of life, or in search of the morning days news before the morning paper is issued to the local drug stores, one thing is for certain, you are determined. It’s true, we do live in a political world, full of abuse, anger, tragedy and terror, but as of right now, you’re sitting on 9 hours of sleep and it’s only 2:31 a.m., and you’ve got business to take care of! You’re sniffing out all the trouble like the true bloodhound you were meant to be. And at this hour, you’re a man who works for the law. Sure from 8-4 you’re a business man, working for “The Man” at The Local Insurance Company, but deep down in your belly, you “understand” that the gasoline companies have a never‑ending contract with the local vehicle insurance brokers who charge “higher‑than‑normal premiums,” who also sit higher than you on the paygrade. At this hour in the devil’s parade, while searching for breaking news behind “Old‑Faithful”, your trustworthy 25 year‑old desktop computer, at 3:01 a.m., you are a man of the courts! And you’re ready for anything, however it may get in your way! And you are well aware there is no need to buy the morning paper at 6:15 a.m. on your way to work, because you have already been debriefed on the local, national, and global daily events, while you had your early‑morning cup of jo.
Porcelain Glass Mug, Meant For Hot And Cold Beverages, “CAUTION WHEN HOT”: 12‑ounce Mug.
The Coffee Mug 15‑Ounce
The Ice‑woman
You’re a heavy sleeper, and you slept through your alarm, once again. You spent your money on Amazon orders for good ol’ fluff butt, and now you can’t afford cream or milk for your morning cup of jo. As it stated on the overpriced beverages that you can no longer afford: “CAUTION WHEN HOT”, your new reality reminds you of the last relationship you were in, because just as your past, the reason you’re putting ice‑cubes in your morning coffee is because you don’t have time to let it cool off, and you’ve got to get to work. Your behind schedule as it is, and the coffee isn’t working either, and to make things worse you’re fighting some frightful illness. You’re a daddy’s girl and grandma got word of your poor health, and she is now bringing you homemade stew and homemade soup daily. Now one thing is for certain in this world, there are two types of people, without any reason of a doubt: There are coffee spillers and there are those who do not drink coffee. Now, your new nickname isn’t son or daughter, and it’s not because you lack reliability in your daily responsibilities or because you forgot to clean up your coffee spills during your morning rush. You take over the Ice‑cold meaning behind the name Ice‑woman. Now, it’s not what you think, you didn’t get your name because your father is cold hearted, not at all. The reason you were nicknamed Ice‑woman is because you’re the daughter of The Iceman. After all, the reason you have the nickname is because you were taught to put ice in your beverages from a plastic sealed bag, so that way, you never run out of ice in your ice‑cube trays. Your grandma’s birthday is coming up and you decided to hold a party at your favourite restaurant, the one you went to before you got sick. But no matter how much sleep, and no mater how much fluids you drink up, you can’t get over your illness, and it is becoming beyond your comprehension in understanding. But don’t you worry, grandma is bringing you back to life while you’re on the mend. Grandma is there for you! After this amount of effort, grandma deserves a celebration! If only The Iceman could train you to wake up at 231 a.m. …. Now try to get to sleep at a decent hour. You have responsibilities.
Porcelain Glass Mug, Meant For Hot And Cold Beverages, “CAUTION WHEN HOT”: 15‑ounce Mug.
The Leaky Travel‑Mug That Drips a Leak
Reliability, That Works
Whether a broken seal, or everyday wear and tear, a travel‑mug that leaks is bound to happen, eventually. But when does a travel‑mug truly pay it forward? Some travel‑mugs don’t expel any heat, while a 15‑ounce porcelain glass mug outside your home or office doesn’t do you any justice! It’s too much of a messy mess. You my friend, need a travel‑mug that leaks! A travel mug that finally pays it forward. You’re just one pedestrian car accident away from life‑time restitution for your tumbler. Again, Full‑Restitution of Your Tumbler; For, Life from the registered owner of the vehicle at fault, not us. Don’t sue us! We are not responsible, for any injuries of any kind! It’s a well‑known fact that every tumbler leaks in time, but getting one that already has the right temperature from wear and tear while you plan to go into the streets, to the Grocery‑Store, School or in the Carwash is truly priceless. Because we all know you won’t have any need for a Tumbler if you don’t pay your debts and go to prison, but with that amount of stress in your life, your drunken benders will sure be to make you tumble in more ways than one.
A leaky travel‑mug that leaks! Buy it because it does all the work for you at no expense of your own, mess or no mess!
Plastic and Metal Travel‑Mug, Meant For Hot And Cold Beverages, “CAUTION WHEN HOT”: 16.5‑ounce Travel‑Mug.
Upsell #1: Ice‑Cube Trays & Plastic Bags
First off, these ice‑cube trays and plastic bags are both sturdy and reliable, but more importantly there’s a common theme with ice, in both machines and ice makers. Now there are a couple different types of ice makers known to man and if they’re anything like curling rinks the common theme here is the carrying of pneumonia. But that is not the point. It’s a known fact that these ice machines used in residential houses and commercial buildings, just like your favourite restaurant, have cool air pass over ice‑cube trays that then fall in a bucket once the water forms into a solid. The main problem is, these ice machines need to be fully sanitized at least every 2‑3 months, if not sooner!
Now imagine this: let’s say you hold a birthday party for your dear, caring, loving grandma, who today turns 91‑years young. If your ice machine isn’t properly sanitized, and again, let’s say grandma’s throat is parched from the summer heat, and all grandma wants on her one day of celebration, is a glass of cold water with some ice in it, so she can cool off. What do you think the outcome would be for your dear, loving 91‑year‑old grandmother if that ice machine isn’t properly sanitized? Of course, no brainer! She would get very ill, very fast! Let alone a fully capable member of society such as yourself. Just as these curling rink technicians, the last thing any one of us need to contract in our healthy lungs, is pneumonia.
Everything comes back to 2 things:
- Time
- The revenue in your pocketbook
Now, just think of the manual labour in sanitization products, or the maintenance costs, in keeping grandma in good health!
You have two options: Either time or money!
It’s either time consuming or it’s both time consuming and expensive as all hell.
The true question is this: What do you want to do when it comes to the largest security ever known to man…your health?
Do you want to play it safe from dreadful diseases and air‑born illnesses? Or, do you invite Hades to come full throttle in your rear‑view mirror, only to tap you on the shoulder, taking away any security you have left in society; your prosperous well being? Your good health? Not to mention all of your livelihood?
So, I ask you this: Do you choose life? Or, do you choose death?
Unique Selling Proposition (USP) Statement
We offer ice‑cube trays, coffee mugs, watches and alarm clocks for young women in their early and late twenties to give them a better quality of life.
Unlike the others, we are all about responsibility and healthy choices. Let us do the cleaning for you!
